Published Sep 21, 2021 by Rick Cundiff
With Pumpkin Spice Season™ in full swing, now is the time to start thinking about the other upcoming holidays. They’ll be here before you know it.
After all, you don’t want to get caught short at Halloween, or Thanksgiving, or worst of all – at the Ugly Holiday Sweater party. Once the simple convergence of Aunt Matilda’s well-meant knitted gifts and alcohol at parties, they’ve grown to be cutthroat – well, ok, cut-thread, anyway – competitive.
Do you really want to lose to Oscar from Accounting – again? Or Delores from Sales – again? Didn’t think so.
Guess what? You’re in luck! We’re here to solve all of your Ugly Sweater needs! You provide the sweater, we provide the custom patches to make it ugly.
After all, the sweater itself is nothing more than a blank canvas, just waiting for you to decorate it. You can literally cover it in patches. Whether you want to go with traditional – Santa Claus, snowmen and -women, festive trees and berries – or something a bit more snarky, we’re here for you.
Think about it – a patch that says “who you callin’ a Ho Ho Ho?” How about “Grandma was PUSHED in front of that reindeer”? “Unionize the Elves!” Or just about any message you can imagine, we can put on a patch. Cover the sweater in patches and you’ve got a sure winner.
As for how to attach ‘em, that’s up to you. Make a permanent masterpiece with sew-on or iron-on patches. Use Velcro® fasteners and make your patches portable enough to swap to other sweaters, jackets, vests or shirts. Or for a one-time application, go with tape backing. However you choose, we’ll provide the highest quality patches you can get.
Remember, the more patches, the uglier the sweater will be. Order multiple kinds and swap among your friends. When the eggnog starts flowing, the patches start showing!
OK, fine. We agree that’s all pretty ridiculous. But if you’re still reading at this point, consider custom patches to promote your business, club, school or other organization. We make them for any occasion you can imagine. Call us, email or fill out our no-obligation free quote form to find out more.
And don’t tell Aunt Matilda that sweater she thought she was making for a St. Bernard last year doesn’t fit the Chihuahua.
